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The Andy Morris short sale team launches it's own signature fashion line

O.K. I got you! What an idiot I am.

First I am the worlds worst speller and maybe the second worst typer (is typer a word? did I ever tell that I make up words professionally?).

Then I have the bad taste to joke about creating my own fashion line… bad taste in several ways… number one short sales are decidedly boring and unsexy and no one would want to buy clothes from someone who got his or her claim to fame from short sales… number two being that I look like a 15 year old in my picture on this website and no one wants to buy a fashion line from a 15 year old (unless you are a tweener buying merchandise from Miley Cyrus) and most of the recent praise I have received for my fashion choices have been made in sarcasm (hey I am sorry for all I have offended with my poor personal grooming habits… I am really too busy battling tooth and nail with lenders all day long to attend to these less weightier matters).

The moral of the joke is… if you want a pretty agent I might not be able to help you. But if you want your short sale taken care of call me. And yes… if you are lucky I you might see me with a suit on.

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Andy Morris is an Ohio real estate broker with an expertise in selling homes on a short sale. If your Ohio home is heading towards foreclosure or you owe more than your property is worth, please call Andy at 888-4-STOP-IT to see if you qualify for a short sale with your lender.

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